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The Autoblow Blowjob Machine
09-24-2009, 03:16 AM
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The Autoblow Blowjob Machine

Don't know if any of you have heard of this new blowjob machine. It's been described as a Fleshlight that sucks you off. You slip your thing in and the machine's soft lips slide up and down to replicate the sensation of a blowjob. You can adjust the sucking speed too.

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09-24-2009, 03:59 AM
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RE: The Autoblow Blowjob Machine
I've watched through the videos and have to say this looks interesting indeed. I'd like to hear some real review though.
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09-24-2009, 12:12 PM
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RE: The Autoblow Blowjob Machine
Hmmm... It does look interesting but very reminiscient of a massive fail I tried before.

Several years ago (this may even have been before Fleshlight - it was definitely one of the first auto-masturbators I tried) I tried something that looked remarkably similar to the pink device on that site. It had two rows of beads just like that, and it was pink tranlucent and white in color just like that as well, though I'm fuzzy on the rest of the details like the control module, so I certainly can't say with any certainty that's it. But if it isn't it, it's certainly a pretty big coincidence.

Now, I'm not a huge guy...average or slightly less depending on the stats you go with (about 5.5" long with 4.5" circumference), so a bigger guy might have had more luck, but the problem was I could hardly even feel the beads on the sleeve when they were stroking and as I recall it was noisy to boot (in fact, from looking at the videos I'm pretty sure that is how it sounded). There was no way it could give me a hands-free orgasm - not enough sensation. As I remember I could hump it and orgasm, but it wasn't especially good, and I know I didn't have the toy long at all - I think it broke quite quickly and I tossed it (or sent it back, though I'm not sure if that was an option). It absolutely oozed cheap construction. I also know the shop I bought it from discontinued selling it shortly after, so I'm guessing they had a lot of complaints/problems.

Again, I have no idea if what I had was in fact that very masurbator, but it was definitely too similar to discount the possibility. I don't recall seing a blue version so can't really comment on that, but that appears to be for "bigger" guys anyways and wouldn't have applied to me.

Just a heads up - if anyone tries or has tried this and has success, I'd be interested in hearing about it.
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10-01-2009, 11:17 PM
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RE: The Autoblow Blowjob Machine
(09-24-2009 03:16 AM)realman Wrote:  Don't know if any of you have heard of this new blowjob machine. It's been described as a Fleshlight that sucks you off. You slip your thing in and the machine's soft lips slide up and down to replicate the sensation of a blowjob. You can adjust the sucking speed too.

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don't waste you're money on this one!
it's really bad one! if they could something like this build in the fleshligt, with personal tighten option it could be a good one!
but for now, it's waste of money!
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12-22-2009, 06:49 AM
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RE: The Autoblow Blowjob Machine
Yeah i also seen it in a video. but don't have real experience. waiting for some real comments of experienced before having one.


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12-23-2009, 04:32 AM
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RE: The Autoblow Blowjob Machine
Got mine in the mail and it's awful! It felt more like the first blowjob i got in high school if the girl had braces! Also, it's IMPOSSIBLE to clean... the directions say to just stick a wash cloth inside and rotate it! Problem is that the rubber grips and you can't get it completely clean. It also says to just tip it and let the cum pour out! Really?!? Then the cum drops into a little reserve and you can't get it out!!! To make things worse, the motor is crazy loud and can be a bit sketchy... sounds like it won't last long. I felt like a kid waiting for my x-ray glasses from a comic book with the same results... very excited, very dissapointed, very sore.
On a side note, it also did not come in discreet packaging! It was shipped from China with Chinese writing all over it and the only parts in English actually said "Description: Toy B"... It also had a description in Chinese, but English letters and I did not know what it said.

AGAIN, TERRIBLE PRODUCT!!! STAY FAR AWAY FROM THE AUTOBLOW UNTIL THEY WORK OUT THE KINKS
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12-31-2009, 02:04 AM
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RE: The Autoblow Blowjob Machine
I use the Autoblow Blast and find the sensation to be VERY close to an actual blowjob. I also find it as easy to clean as any other similar toy.

A few points I would like to make :

1/ there are a number of seemingly identical 'autoblows' on the market. Although they are all obviously of the same mould, there ARE differences. If you have bought a duff one for $30 what did you expect?

2/ Unless you are very large, you have to buy the Autoblow Blast (the pink one). I have a below average length penis, but slightly thicker than average girth and I felt close to nothing inside the Autoblow Max (blue) but could easily be brought to orgasm inside the Autoblow Blast.

3/ This may be obvious, but make sure you are fully erect when you put your penis inside the autoblow and make sure you have put lube both on the entrance and on your penis.

4/ This thing works best when watching POV blowjob porn! (very close, I imagine, to what the RealTouch blowjob feels like.)
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01-10-2010, 12:47 PM
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RE: The Autoblow Blowjob Machine
I bought the autoblow after going back and forth between the: R-1 A10 Cyclone, Autoblow, and the Realtouch. My initial reaction is that the stimulation was subtle, however after about 5-6 minutes I was at a point of climax. The machine is loud but I wear headphones so I could care less. Only a small a lube was required, no ppm service, and it is the cheapest of the three. I would recommend this product. The device does truly simulate a blow job from start to finish.
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01-10-2010, 06:04 PM
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RE: The Autoblow Blowjob Machine
JUNK. I had one and had nothing but issues. FIrst of all the beads move abiut an inch but it has two rings seperated about 2-3 inches. If you are large in girth the beads get stuck in place way to often and you have to pull out and let them free from the pressure. If you were smaller or average you would probably not feel it as they dont close much. Also you better be long to be able to get deep enought to feel all the stroking. The controler speed wheel broke the first week. The other wheel is a silly voice of a girl moaning. Sounds like a midget in a can. then there is a direction switch. It only goes up and down. So what direction, first up or first down? dosnt matter as it goes each way anyway. It is said to beak the rythum by it stopping and changing directions. Whatever. I did find that you can use it when the beads get stuck. (sometimes it works).

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01-11-2010, 08:42 AM
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RE: The Autoblow Blowjob Machine
(01-10-2010 06:04 PM)Reset Wrote:  JUNK. I had one and had nothing but issues. FIrst of all the beads move abiut an inch but it has two rings seperated about 2-3 inches. If you are large in girth the beads get stuck in place way to often and you have to pull out and let them free from the pressure. If you were smaller or average you would probably not feel it as they dont close much. Also you better be long to be able to get deep enought to feel all the stroking. The controler speed wheel broke the first week. The other wheel is a silly voice of a girl moaning. Sounds like a midget in a can. then there is a direction switch. It only goes up and down. So what direction, first up or first down? dosnt matter as it goes each way anyway. It is said to beak the rythum by it stopping and changing directions. Whatever. I did find that you can use it when the beads get stuck. (sometimes it works).

Save you money. My feelings anyway.

This definately isn't the Autoblow that RoboticBlowjob.com sell. Where did you buy this?
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