10-09-2009, 08:15 AM
So I got my Real Touch last week Monday and could not wait to get home to test it out. The packaging was in a plain brown box that was just left at the front door, no signing necessary. I don't mind that but would have hated for it to have been delivered to a snooping neighbor. Once out of the box I followed the directions and it was pretty simple to get set up and running although i thought i was doing something wrong when i was putting the lube in it took almost the entire bottle. I did not have any issues setting up the account and registering my Real Touch (I did everything in Internet Exp) dont know what would have happened if I used Firefox. I then went through the list of movies and picked out a film. Now for the guys that have gone 10 or 15 minutes with this thing my hat is off to you. The first time i got to 5min 43sec and i was done!! I really not impressed with how it really didnt feel to warm inside when i first used it, I now let it run through 2 warm up cycles and the turn off the lube this seems to work best for me. When the lube burst kicks in its quite cool or cold I really dont like it although I have read that others like this. When using the device when it moves to fast you almost become numb and hyper sensitive at the same time although the slower scenes seem to be great. Cant really tell the differnce between the different actions but they all feel pretty awesome its not the real thing but it is pretty damn close. Now for the bad... this thing leaks like a sieve. When you are using the device the lube leaks through the button that you push to take it apart. There is not much you can do about it as this is also where the lube collects because of the shape of the device. Also where the heating elements are lube gets behind it and is not very easy to clean out. For the most part I think I got my moneys worth and also think that it has not yet been sold on a large scale due to the fact that some of these minor issues need to be resolved. If it were not for the mess that it made and not being able to take the heating elements out to give it a good cleaning I dont think I would really have anything to complain about. I am currently working on a mod to correct the leaking and will post pictures and directions once i have completed it. Please feel free to ask any questions..